From what I've heard, his name is culturally almost equivilant to John Smith, just so you know.
And I'm willing to play the game and make overly-complicated suggestions for ideas for new content!
...I may not be the most helpful on this one.
(Slightly off topic, but speaking of long awaited updates, Courtney Campbell announced on the Steamband dev-list that she's shooting for a Christmas release. Given that it's been four or five years already, and appearantly they started the latest round of monster fixes and updates back in 2005, I'm looking forward to it.)