N00b Needs Help!

[macksting]

Only somebody else's.

[Lord Hellraiser]

You throw the Ravager's feet to the Biomonster. The Biomonster grabs the corpse and eats it. The Biomonster seems more friendly. >.>

*Ahem*

Hint 1: If you find something too big and nasty... Run.

Hint 2: Arm yourself with a toothpick and dive naked into dungeons hoping you don't get killed.

Here's a weapon I made for PC_Equipment.txt:

Melee 1
Name <Steel Toothpick>
desc <Sharp but only 2-inches long, used as a weapon only by the truly desperate.>
Acc 3
Speed 6

[macksting]

You throw the Ravager's feet to the Hunter-Killer.
The Hunter-Killer grabs the corpse and eats it.
The Hunter-Killer seems hungry... for more.

[Lord Hellraiser]

You run out of corpses.
You feel a certain sense of doom.

Damn. Someone should code this as an 'monster-arena' side-quest.

[Anticheese]

It's dark in here. You are in danger of being eaten by a Grue.

I mean hunter-killer.

Quoting: Lord Hellraiser

Melee 1
Name <Steel Toothpick>
desc <Sharp but only 2-inches long, used as a weapon only by the truly desperate.>
Acc 3
Speed 6

You know what they say about a troll and a toothpick..

Is there any way to create a random quest where the monster needs to be killed with a certain weapon?

[draconuszero]

But the steel toothpick lowers your experience gain!  Brave fighters go into a den of hunter killers naked.

[Unbeliever]

Quoting: "Anticheese"

Riight..

Well of course it's a joke. It's like "Please don't hand feed the crocodile."

No, you cannot feed the bioweapons. Please wait for the next patch that includes hand-feeding of the bioweapons and permanent limb loss.

Well, you should have told me I couldn't hand-feed them. Now it's too late. And I still need to know what I've done after I've hand fed them!

...

Oh, wait. You thought I was talking about GearHead, didn't you?h