Toys of the damned.(Boy) "Santa..I want a BB gun with the power of Boom!"
(Santa) "Okay, just be a good boy this year..."
9 Months later....(Boy) "Sweet! Thanks Santa!"
(Santa) "No problem..*mumble*youlittlesonofa..thatcatdidnotdes ervethat*mumble*"
(Boy) "Cool! It's got a grenade launcher!"
(Santa) "Yes. Yes it does."
(kid begins to activate the grenade launcher)
(Santa again) "Unfortunatly for you it fires towards the wielder."
(Kid) "Say what?"