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Offline Aquillion

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« on: August 31, 2006, 08:27:16 AM »
"You come from a middle class family.  You never formed a strong connection with your birth parents.  Your school circle was trained to become Pirates."

...I'm not sure whether there's anything wrong with that, now that I think about it.  I can see a sufficiently militant civilization training privateers from birth.  But anyway, I thought it was funny.
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 11:17:30 AM »
Piracy 101: Learning your three ARRRs
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 12:00:07 PM »
why is a pirate a pirate?


Because they ARRRR!
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2006, 07:56:41 PM »
What's the pirate's alphabet?
I and R.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2006, 12:12:25 AM »
Where do pirate's go on holiday?

Arrrgintena
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2006, 02:56:21 AM »
Does that mean their favorite green is arrrugula?
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2006, 03:27:26 AM »
ARRR!!! You Scurvy dogs!! You failed your final exams!!!
Time to visit the Sharrrrks!! ARRR!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2006, 01:16:33 PM »
Why do people think pirates are tough?


cos theyr so ARRRD!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2006, 01:50:56 PM »
*wince*
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2006, 02:56:15 PM »
Why do Pirates chew tobacco?

They can't spell Marijuaaaarrrrnaaaarrrrrrrrr.

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*Ehem*

Indeed, overkill on the pirate thing.

"Now get ye' scurvy arses off this message plank or I'll send every last mothers son 'ere to Davy Jones' locker..."

Personally I think I'd scare the hell out of anyone, alot more than a pirate at least.

"Board the slack son's of b****es, kill them all, let God sort 'em out!"
"I'll show you how violent I am."
"Hahhahah! You're really f***ed now!"

How is this less scary than "Arr, Avast." And who, seriously, calls their mates "Me Hearties."

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« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2006, 12:51:15 AM »
I just don't understand why more people don't get upset when someone says "hey dude, what's up?" obviously inferring that A) they are a camels penis (dude) and B) that they have erection difficulties. I mean really, and they call you a mate? well for that matter a mate used to be a partner of the opposite sex (if ya know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge).

Ok this is getting really out of hand now, ARRR! (that just came out sorry)
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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2006, 01:05:15 AM »
Best watch it. The conversation is becoming Rated AAAARRRR.
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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2006, 01:39:27 AM »
What did the pirate find at the bottom under the grate?






The ARRRRRRRgoseyer!!
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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2006, 01:49:28 AM »
Quoting: Drakeson

I just don't understand why more people don't get upset when someone says "hey dude, what's up?" obviously inferring that A) they are a camels penis (dude) and B) that they have erection difficulties. I mean really, and they call you a mate? well for that matter a mate used to be a partner of the opposite sex (if ya know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge).



Yeah, It's even wierder that the piracy of the 1800's (which was a bloodthirsty time involving lots of swords, death, looting, breaking of dreams, death and more swords) had become something that you dress your 4 year old up in!

It would be like say, your son dressing up as Saddam Hussein at his 5'th birthday party.
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2006, 02:02:11 AM »
or prince william dressing up as a nazi to go to a fancy dress party.
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